So I decided to pull out another Youth Light… This one is from August 5, 2001. The Mind Boggler: Fascinating Facts of Life That You Can Only Learn From Video Games 1. There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence. 2. Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training. 3. You can [...]

This is from the Youth Light for February 18, 2001. ¬† “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” “I stutter when I get around pretty girls… So, what’s your n-n-n-n-n-name?” “Who’s the thief? It looks like someone stole a piece of heaven and tried to hide it in your eyes.” “Heaven must be worried [...]

This is the Mind Boggler and Funny from the Youth Light February 11, 2001 Mind Boggler: What’s greater than God, more evil than the devil, the rich don’t have it, but the poor do, and if you eat it, you will die? ¬† Funny: Fun Things To Do In An Elevator… 1. Pass out name [...]

Great Ways To Bug Your Friends At School (Only during Breaks, of course) Youth Light on January 14, 2001 -Stare at them for 5 minutes straight every hour. Don’t say anything, just stare. -Walk around real stiff with a big smile the whole day. Tell everyone you’ve turned into gumby. -Bring Transformers to school and [...]

So after Jay telling me that I was commenter # 666 on his sight I commented that I would have to do the Numbers of the Beast as my next post.  When I went to see what was in the next Youth Light I laughed because the title of this post is what is on [...]

This is the funny from November 26, 2000- Youth Light What Do You Call A Guy With No Arms and No Legs… …at a barbecue? Frank …flying over the fence? Homer …and his friend hanging around a window? Curt and Rod …hanging on a wall? Art …waterskiing? Skip …in a hole? Phil …on a porch? [...]

This is from the Youth Light for October 29, 2000! ¬†Enjoy! At a Santa Fe Gas Station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.” In a Florida Maternity Ward: “No Children allowed” In a New York Medical Building: “Mental Health Prevention Center.” In the Window of a Kentucky Appliance Store: “Don’t kill [...]

Youth Lights from March 7th and 21st 2004 I still have a whole collection of youth lights! They bring back great memories and laughs! I think the oldest one I have is September 17, 2000! Thanks Jay for the creativity and thought that you put into making youth group so much fun! Lawyers aren’t typically [...]