This is from the Youth Light for February 18, 2001. ¬† “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” “I stutter when I get around pretty girls… So, what’s your n-n-n-n-n-name?” “Who’s the thief? It looks like someone stole a piece of heaven and tried to hide it in your eyes.” “Heaven must be worried [...]

This is the Mind Boggler and Funny from the Youth Light February 11, 2001 Mind Boggler: What’s greater than God, more evil than the devil, the rich don’t have it, but the poor do, and if you eat it, you will die? ¬† Funny: Fun Things To Do In An Elevator… 1. Pass out name [...]

Great Ways To Bug Your Friends At School (Only during Breaks, of course) Youth Light on January 14, 2001 -Stare at them for 5 minutes straight every hour. Don’t say anything, just stare. -Walk around real stiff with a big smile the whole day. Tell everyone you’ve turned into gumby. -Bring Transformers to school and [...]

This is the funny from November 26, 2000- Youth Light What Do You Call A Guy With No Arms and No Legs… …at a barbecue? Frank …flying over the fence? Homer …and his friend hanging around a window? Curt and Rod …hanging on a wall? Art …waterskiing? Skip …in a hole? Phil …on a porch? [...]

This is from the Youth Light for October 29, 2000! ¬†Enjoy! At a Santa Fe Gas Station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.” In a Florida Maternity Ward: “No Children allowed” In a New York Medical Building: “Mental Health Prevention Center.” In the Window of a Kentucky Appliance Store: “Don’t kill [...]