Cheesy Pick-up Lines

This is from the Youth Light for February 18, 2001.  

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

“I stutter when I get around pretty girls… So, what’s your n-n-n-n-n-name?”

“Who’s the thief? It looks like someone stole a piece of heaven and tried to hide it in your eyes.”

“Heaven must be worried right now… because I see they’re missing an angel.”

“I didn’t know angels could fly so low.”

“Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“I’m sorry, were you talking to me… (“No”) Would you please start?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight? (“No”) Okay, I’ll walk by again.”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”

“Is there an airport close? Oh, that’s just my heart taking off.”

“Excuse me, do you have any raisins? (“No”) How about a date?”

“I lost my number can I have yours?”

“Have we met before? (“No”) Oh, it must have been in my dreams.”

“Was your dad a terrorist? ‘Cause you’re the bomb!”

 

Hope you have a great Memorial Day weekend! :)

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2 Responses to “Cheesy Pick-up Lines”

  1. Jeremy and Ellen says on May 22nd, 2009 at 12:01 am :

    Thanks Renea those were funny.

  2. Becka says on May 22nd, 2009 at 10:49 am :

    hahahaha