Great Ways To Bug Your Friends At School

Great Ways To Bug Your Friends At School (Only during Breaks, of course)

Youth Light on January 14, 2001

-Stare at them for 5 minutes straight every hour. Don’t say anything, just stare.

-Walk around real stiff with a big smile the whole day. Tell everyone you’ve turned into gumby.

-Bring Transformers to school and play with them all day. When your friends tell you to quit, tell them, “they’re more than meets the eye.”

-Constantly walk into walls. Blame your friends.

-When your friend sneezes or coughs, run and hide in the bathroom for a few minutes. Ask it it’s safe to come out and insist they wash their hands.

-Echo every last word your friends say. (Like, “How are you doing today?” ¬†”Today…today…today…”)

-Call your friends “sweetie-pie” or “baby cakes” all day.

-Smile all the time.

-Draw a tiny black dot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say “It’s spreading!”

-Skip wherever you go. Fall now and then.

-Draw a face on a potato and bring it to school. Give it a name and talk to it all day.

-Shave one eye brow

-Talk with a british accent all day.  Act confused when they ask about it.

 

Nothing else really exciting in this youth light.

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2 Responses to “Great Ways To Bug Your Friends At School”

  1. Jen says on :

    I’m pretty sure if I shaved one eyebrow it would bother me more than it would bother my friends, lol.

  2. Jay says on :

    Those really are funny. Imagine doing some of those (“those, those, those…”). Skipping and falling was just recently done by one of my girls (“girl, girls, girls…”).