Real Life Signs

This is from the Youth Light for October 29, 2000!  Enjoy!

At a Santa Fe Gas Station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.”

In a Florida Maternity Ward: “No Children allowed”

In a New York Medical Building: “Mental Health Prevention Center.”

In the Window of a Kentucky Appliance Store: “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”

In a Funeral Parlor: “Ask about our layaway plans.”

In the Window of an Oregon Store: “Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come here?”

In a Maine Restaurant: “Open 7 days a week and weekends.”

On a Radiator Repair Garage: “Best place to take a leak.” Jay put in (Forgive me, but it cracked me up!)

California Restaurant/Gas Station: “Kids with gas eat free”